Dentist
Bathroom (sometimes)
Hair Salon
Doctors office
Parent-Teacher conferences
Jury Duty
Doctors office daydream
Nurse comes in.. "What brings you in to see Dr. X?"
"I'm fine, but I did pay the $20 copay... can I just have a half hour to sleep here?"
"Uh.. Okaay, but the exam table is kinda uncomfortable, and it's not very long."
"This is more space than I usually get at night!" "Can you hit the lights on your way out?"
Oh wait I got and even better day dream!
My parents are going on a cruise. They will be gone for 14 days, surely they will want to say goodbye to their grandkids!
As everyone is giving their hugs and kisses, Dane and I sneak out the back with stolen plane and cruise tickets. A note left...
*For those that read this an think...What mother could blog about abandoning their kids!! You don't know me at all. I have a hard time being away from my kids for any length of time! The times I am kid-less makes me value and cherish them all the more when I get that big hug "I missed you mommy!"
