(You'r already FIRED!!!)
This morning Sam fired me for bringing him the wrong size pants! Seriously??
"Oh Sam what was I thinking, how terribly thoughtless of me!" "I had no idea how sensitive you were to over-sized pants."
One minute he is a happy go lucky kid going on about the gravitational pull of other planets, and in spit second something goes wrong in his little world..... KAABOOOM!