Will this family ever name me?

I guess my name is kitty, no calls by any other name. See what I have to go through every morning.......

I jump up on the couch to get mom's attention (she always forgets to feed me). Then this kid sees me.

Why does she always squeeze me? I don't need the Heimlich maneuver every morning!

If I'm patient she'll space out watching her SpongeBob cartoon. And if I'm really careful, I can sneak away!

 Not this morning. Rats, she caught me again. Mom HEEELP ME!!